OH, THE THINGS THEY DO IN TORTILLA FLAT! (original print ad - all caps)
A mad, sadistic scientist on the loose!
Who will escape the terror?
Mannstoll und unersättlich in ihrem unstillbaren Drang nach Männern - dem Liebeswahnsinn verfallen... (Nymphomaniac and insatiable in their unquenchable thirst for men - addicted to lust...)
Flashing swords and raging seas launch a journey to the far corners of adventure!
The rollicking story of a ribald century that really should have been ashamed of itself!
Yes, We Have A Bananza!
The eyes of the nation are on . . . MR. BILLION!
One pig's family has been kidnapped, so he's off to the big city to find them. He's got two friends and one secret weapon...He can TALK!
A Sensation of Screaming Suspense!
Robert Louis Stevenson's Great Adventure Story...Now a Monumental Motion Picture!
The mansion... the madness... the maniac... no escape.
No Motion Picture Has Ever Expressed So Much!