DESPERATE DRAMA...OF A DESPERATE JOURNEY INTO THE UNKNOWN! (original print ad-all caps)
It's Power is in Your Hands!
G.I. Joe is the codename for America's daring, highly-trained special mission force. Its purpose: To defend human freedom against COBRA, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.
It's Harvest Time...
Man's First Flight to Planet Venus!
3D THRILL! Fuel for the human bonfire!
The Story of The Rape Squad! They all had one thing in common. They had been violated in the same savage way... Now They're Out to Get Even!
People say nothing ever happens in Kansas
The Mob finally meets its match!