It was their world. We just lived in it.
When it comes to screwing up their lives, some people don't know when to cry uncle.
When desire and obsession are beyond words.
What they're doing is insane, immoral... and working!
Stand-up has never been this dangerous.
One's a doll. The other's no dummy
They'll get along great....if they don't kill him first.
Here's looking at you, kid!
There comes a time in a man's life......you either stand or you run.
Kiss the bride, take the money...
Even the Mafia Calls Him Mister!
Locked, Cocked & Ready To Rock!
Luck always runs out, true love doesn't.
Hot wedding, cold reception.
Prices are double. Your love life's in trouble. The car won't start. Your boss has no heart. The door squeaks. The roof leaks. Your stereo just went mono. All you need is a little Max Dugan.
Never has one man had to do so much with so little.
Every dream has a price