Whatever evils come this way, we will be here to stop them.
La Juani es lo + (La Juani is the best)
What force drives a man insane?
The greatest love story since «Love Story»...
THERE'S NO TURNING BACK! (original print media ad - all caps)
Bedlam on the Nile!
Take Sylvester Stallone Home With You Tonight - And Laugh?!