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She's got the plan, They've got the nerve, They'll give everyone just what they deserve
The story of a scientist who sells his soul to the devil
It Really Was the Wrong Time of the Month!
He fought for freedom. He settled for power.
His adventure made him a hero.His showmanship made him a legend.
No killer of the streets ever gave it or got it like Crazy Joe!
After the holocaust, nothing matters but survival.