Not all monsters are scary to people. Not if it's one fighting crime in the Garden State.
Humans... the other white meat... Unless you're black, then it's dark meat... Or if you are Asian, then it's yellow meat... Or if you are Native American, it's red meat...
The rubber that rubs you out!
Let's Make Some Art!
It rotted their bodies. It corrupted their minds. And thats's the good news.
Tackling Toxic Troubles from Tromaville to Tokyo!
Fatal Sushi ... Lethal Chopsticks .. And As American As Apple Pie!
Fighting, killing, maiming. Agent Orange and the torture cages were the easy part!...
They're Looking for a Few Good Men.
They're Tobacco Chewin', Gut Chompin', Cannibal Kinfolk from Hell!
Student Power Meets Nuclear power!
Once Inside You'll Pray For the Chair!
The Finishing School That Finished Them Off!
HAVE A FUN-FILLED VACATION! Toe-Tapping Machete Head Dances! Glamourous Zombie-Style Cosmetic Surgery! Fabulous Air-Conditioned Tiger Pits!