IT HAS NO RHYME...IT HAS NO REASON...IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE...IT MAKES LAUGHS! (original poster - all caps)
Only two things stand between him and freedom. The Iron Curtain... and the United States.
Even the losers get lucky sometimes
A story from the heart of America...to thrill America's heart!
...and the name of the game is Mickey!
An unspeakable crime among officers and ladies.
EVERY 2 YEARS BARTHELMESS MAKES HISTORY! 1920--'BROKEN BLOSSOMS' 1922--'TOL'ABLE DAVID' 1924--'BRIGHT SHAWL' 1926--'PATENT LEATHER KID' 1928--'WEARY RIVER' 1930--'DAWN PATROL' 1932--'CABIN IN THE COTTON' (original print ad - all caps)
Torrid together... singing... dancing... turning on the romance... as they make the speed-scene at the famed furious 'Charlotte 600'!
A comedy for the ages.