A story of dry wit and wet diapers
It's nine times more suspenseful!
Hilarious, heart-tugging! You'll laugh...you'll cry...you'll cheer William Holden in his great Academy Award role! (from reissue print ad)
Защитить. Спасти. Выжить
"You're Next"
UTTERLY FASCINATING! ENTIRELY DIFFERENT! (original print ad - all caps)
The ultimate anime fighter, uncut & unleashed!
The original may be dead... but now his bastard great-great grandson swaggers around Renaissance London with a big head and a small beard
They're Not Leaving Till They Get Dessert
If you really believe, magic will find you