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They're back and they're mad!
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FREE!! We guarantee to bury you without charge if you die of fright during SCREAMING SKULL!
Pray you're just an appetizer
MOASASOURI - A MONSTER FROM ANOTHER AGE...with terrifying destructive powers...his victims fight for their lives in a silent, eerie underwater battleground!
Men Were Her Prey For Eternal Youth.
Don't miss this shock-crammed punch-packed double thriller-chiller terror program!