First the line goes dead, then...
A New York City Thong-A-Thon
It's The Last Safe Sanctuary On Earth... And The Battle Is On...!
CONGRATULATIONS to the greatest Cast of Stars since 'Grand Hotel'!
The waitresses are HOT! The service is delicious!
Twelve of the most beautiful nude women ever to grace your video screen!
She's got eight weeks to squeeze a winning team out of six lemons...
When these guns go off they set off the biggest screen explosion about the violence-and-vice merchants ever made public!