First the line goes dead, then...
America's wackiest new super-hero!
Jacqueline Bisset As You've Never Seen Her Before!
Love and marriage...and stuff like that!
Two great men of action in one great new motion picture.
Warning: Contents REALLY Hot!
There's something in it for EVERYONE!
A New York City Thong-A-Thon
She's got eight weeks to squeeze a winning team out of six lemons...
When these guns go off they set off the biggest screen explosion about the violence-and-vice merchants ever made public!