If the lies don't kill you, the truth will.
An Epic Entertainment Spectacular!
A Happy-Go Lucky Hitch-Hiker on the Highway to happiness! He wanted to see the world . . . but wound up in Lover's Lane!
Crocs on the Dock. Snakes on the Lake.
A legend. A saint.
Look out pardners, there's a new mouse in town!
That Man from Rio is UP the Himalayas... UP the Yang-tze... UP in a balloon... UP-stage with a stripper... UP-town in Hong Kong... You can't keep a great adventurer DOWN
Anthony Quinn plays Zorba. NO - Anthony Quinn IS Zorba!
The adventure of a lifetime