A GREAT MOTION PICTURE DARES TO BE DIFFERENT! (original print media ad - all caps)
Fight the Evil
THE ADVENTURE YOU WILL NEVER FORGET!
Believe in the power of two
Fight. Die. Download.
He cannot die. He cannot forget. He will not forgive.
Tao minulle Sampo niin saat rakkaasi takaisin (Forge me the Sampo and you will get your loved one back)