Where the path to heaven meets the road to hell.
No one can stop this killing machine....It's Already Dead!!!
...SHE'LL LIE...KILL OR KISS HER WAY OUT OF ANYTHING! (original print ad - all caps)
There is no escape from the past.
How Do You Fight A War Called Madness?
There's no turning back.
THEIR NEWEST AND GREATEST ADVENTURE! (original poster-all caps)