Where the Real Action is off the Road
Your dreams are just a step away
Strange . . . Amazing . . . Their Love Story !
The Dirtiest Dancing Of Them All !
M.G.M's Gay TECHNICOLOR Musical!
Lights!... Camera!... Attraction!
Si, Si ! It's the maddest, merriest "Road" picture of all! You'll See!
Bistro SMAP does not have a menu. We cook any dish that our guest desires.
Let the battles begin.
You're either in, or you're gone.
The Most WONDERFUL Entertainment EVER! EVER!
IT'S BRIGHT AND ROMANTIC! (original print ad - all caps)