Unmistakiable. Unstoppable. Unequalled
OH, THE THINGS THEY DO IN TORTILLA FLAT! (original print ad - all caps)
If God had wanted them to be angels, He would have given them wings!
No Motion Picture Has Ever Expressed So Much!
The future is as screwed up as the past.
UNBELIEVABLE! Until You See It With Your Own Eyes!
A Brilliant Triumph!
Master criminal meets his match! All-new thrills on the double-quick as he tricks slick sleuths.