Everyone is going to die
Don't get chumpatized.
A Comedy About Drama
Feel The Passion Of The Balls
One day you'll get closer to the violence of death... but THIS IS AS FAR AS WE DARE TAKE YOU... with any hope of bringing you back!
Dream. Believe. Achieve.
Elvis Never Had It Like This
A CHILL-AND-CHUCKLE CHASE!...A FORTUNE AT STAKE AND A MONSTER AT LARGE! (original ad - all caps)
May The Norse Be With You
Lana Turner dares the devil in... Diane
All the wast pageantry...the towering excitement , the thundering thrills of knighthood's epic age !