IT'S THE WEST AT ITS BEST! WITH ROOTIN'...TOOTIN'...SHOOTIN' COOPER! (original ad - all caps)
Gales of laughter as the wind blows up the Khyber and the kilts of the «Carry On» army!
They Lead The League In Scoring ... After The Game!
The comedy you've been praying for.
This Love Story Has Three Sides... His Side... Her Side... And the Inside!
The Beginning of the Sexual Revolution!
A shopping spree for the morally bankrupt.
Don't touch that dial! Don't touch that one either! And stop touching yourself! SCTV is on the air!