ALL H- BREAKS LOOSE! (original ad - all caps)
is probably the most extraordinary film you will ever see
We will love each other until death do us part.
Adventure beyond imagination
A revealing comedy.
They said it couldn't possibly exist...
How could they stop the devouring death...that lived by sucking on living human bones!
The Disenchantment of an All-American Jock.
Here's just what the doctor ordered... To make you laugh yourself healthy!