THE BIGGEST LAUGH SHOW IDEA IN TEN YEARS (Original print ad - all caps)
Can we ever change the past?
M.G.M's Mammoth Technicolor Musical Spectacle!
Will Stacey and the gang escape the slaughterhouse and the legend of Marty Sickle?
NOW AN ELECTRIFYING MOTION PICTURE
America's Exciting New Sweethearts!
Have you ever done it the Transylvanian way ...?
WE LIVE! WE LOVE! WE FIGHT! WE HATE! (original poster - all caps)
Silence of the Lamb meets Scream
The most fantastic...most exciting serial ever made! (original release)
To the murderers, rapists and psychopaths, he was judge, jury and executioner!
The Professor's 'Off' and Flying... and FUN SCORES A NEW HIGH!
It's Charlie...the webfoot wonder with the 24 karat layaway plan!
Incredible but true!