IT'S BRIGHT AND ROMANTIC! (original print ad - all caps)
You spend 18 years in the comfort and security of your parents' home... and the rest of your life trying to get over the damage.
Jayne throws you a curve when you ask the leading question!
ELVIS SINGS NINE GREAT NEW TOE-TAPPING TUNES!
The grandest story of the Naughty «Nineties» becomes the gayest picture of the Fighting «Forties!»