IT HAS NO RHYME...IT HAS NO REASON...IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE...IT MAKES LAUGHS! (original poster - all caps)
Ghost-to-Ghost Laughs!
Who are you pretending to be?
They were after silver and they struck gold.
Love Broke Her Heart !
TODAY'S U-BOAT TERROR MAKES THIS THE YEAR'S TIMELIEST PICTURE!
He Fed Their Fears And Turned Neighbor Against Neighbor!
I would prefer not to.
DYNAMIC! (original print ad - caps only)
She's an ice-cool heiress. He's hot-to-trot. It's Desire Down Under!
Like it's really, totally, the most fun a couple of bodies can have. You know?
Where the end of World War II began.