Erotic and frightening
It is destiny and destruction. It is an ancient fear and a perilous promise. It is THE POWER
THE BIGGEST LAUGH SHOW IDEA IN TEN YEARS (Original print ad - all caps)
It'll have you screaming for morning!
In the tradition of Edgar Allan Poe...
Get ready to raise hell.
Meet Sherri... for an evening of Pleasure and Terror!
A total nightmare.
Satan's only gift is death...
From the very pits of hell, furry death on four tiny stumpy feet!
Have you ever done it the Transylvanian way ...?
Their ancestors spoke of the evil being that lived in the mountains. Too late they heeded their warning...
A real Turkey from Turkey!
Life to the dead and death to the living