Family is the ultimate life sentence.
It all began so Innocently
Sex, Drugs, and Matzoh Ball Soup
Devil worshipping has changed them into ...
Anything for the family.
Many marriages end in divorce. If only she had been so lucky.
You'll laugh because it's not your family. You'll cry because it is.
ANOTHER DELIGHTFUL TREAT FOR THE THOUSANDS WHO ENJOYED "YOURS, MINE and OURS"! (original print ad - almost all caps)