If you miss the first five minutes, you miss one suicide, two executions, one seduction, and the key to the plot.
Desire is hatred.
Nothing on Earth Can Match This Adventure!
I am a sick man...
A Japanese Chainsaw Massacre
A more wonderful...more magical...more musical entertainment than this - there just isn't!
IT'S A LAUGH RUSH! (original print ad - all caps)
Alan and Ritchie wouldn't go to someone else's war - but they started a keen war of their own!
The story of two mean people who struggle to remain mean in a world that wants them to be nice.