What happens when the most dangerous man alive... is a boy!
His Lusty Men and Bawdy Wenches
There was only one thing more terrifying than leaving the house... staying in it.
The Future is Cancelled!
Inside, Something so unspeakable no one has lived long enough to scream out its name !
Only The Monster She Made Could Satisfy Her Strange Desires!
SHOCK AFTER SHOCK! (original print ad - all caps)
Living Life in the Fast Lane
They Called It God's Country... Until the Devil Put a Woman There!