The strangest love story ever told.
When They Made the Mistake of Letting Him Out, She Made the Mistake of Letting Him In.
Life is a bitch and her name is Maria....
They Changed The Way Campaigns Are Won.
Maybe their boyfriends should worry...
You should love me too.
Some Ties Are Never Broken
He came. He sat. He conquered.
Love and sex. Some things just get better with age.
Take them away for a weekend ... then try and let them go!