From a million years back...Horror explodes into today!
May kasama ka, 'di mo lang alam... (You have companion, you just don't know)
They'd be bettter off with strangers.
Komedie, která vás rozpláce, drama, které vás rozesmeje. (A comedy that will make you cry, a drama that will make you laugh.)
Terror Comes In Small Packages!
Larry Semon, Oliver Hardy: Alone Either One Is Hilarious; Together They Are a Riot
Don't break the rules. Change them.
Heard any good stories lately?
13 TERRIFIED TEENAGERS ON THE RUN! (original print ad - all caps)