May kasama ka, 'di mo lang alam... (You have companion, you just don't know)
Sometimes, the last place you expected to be is the one place you've always belonged...
From a million years back...Horror explodes into today!
Terror Comes In Small Packages!
They'd be bettter off with strangers.
Komedie, která vás rozpláce, drama, které vás rozesmeje. (A comedy that will make you cry, a drama that will make you laugh.)
Heard any good stories lately?
Larry Semon, Oliver Hardy: Alone Either One Is Hilarious; Together They Are a Riot
Don't break the rules. Change them.
13 TERRIFIED TEENAGERS ON THE RUN! (original print ad - all caps)