Purveyors of Paradise.
Best of enemies. Deadliest of friends.
It was the last day of summer camp. It was the first day of the third week in August
Ordinary men. Extraordinary heroes
It's not just a place. It's a state of mind
His Adventures . . . Like His Loves . . . Were Great and Exciting !
Uomini, donne o tutti e due?
It took two years to make; it gives you two hours of engrossing entertainment. You may hate it, as you hate the dangerous undercurrents of life, but you will be fascinated, thrilled, held spell-bound. (Print Ad-Daily Alaska Empire, ((Juneau, Alaska)) 20 January 1927)
The most dangerous secrets are the ones we're afraid to tell ourselves
Butler! FOR THE COCK-EYEDEST FAMILY in the WHOLE WORLD!...and the butler-blonde battle was on! (Print Ad-Daily Argus, ((Mount Vernon, NY)) 15 October 1936)
Exquisite Yearning ! . . . Exotic Living ! High in a hidden mountain village of a strange land and extravagant dreams and desires become exciting realities !
Reckless, Roaring, Adventure of the Great Northwest Gold Rush Days!
Gather Around the Campfire to Die!
In the tradition of Voltaire's Candide and Jerzy Kosinski's The Painted Bird.
He survived the deadliest day on Earth! To enjoy the sexiest night in outer space!
Une Histoire D'Amour Entre un Homme et la Nature
Yesterday They Were Businessmen. Today They're Cowboys. Tomorrow They'll Be Walking Funny