Some war stories will never make the nightly news.
Because some things really matter
You're being watched
From the First Kiss to the Last Blush It's the Craziest Riot On Wheels!
Based On True Stories.
One Witness to Murder is One Too Many!
Hate-filled eyes...Accusing fingers...Whispered words...All repeated this dread phrase...'LORNA WEBSTER IS A WITCH!'
GAGS! NAGS! SWEETIES AND SWING! (original print ad - all caps)