Some war stories will never make the nightly news.
From the First Kiss to the Last Blush It's the Craziest Riot On Wheels!
One Witness to Murder is One Too Many!
You're being watched
Hate-filled eyes...Accusing fingers...Whispered words...All repeated this dread phrase...'LORNA WEBSTER IS A WITCH!'
Because some things really matter
GAGS! NAGS! SWEETIES AND SWING! (original print ad - all caps)