Get set for a Racy Romp up and down the Big Street!
Deliver unspeakable terror or lose everyone you love...
In a time of war and chaos, they found each other.
Snow, skis and sex - It's Porky's on the piste!
There's TERROR In Every Clue!
He's mad, he's bad, and he's Bustin' Loose!
Laughter unlimited
Trouble brought them together. The music set them free.
HOWL-ARIOUS HI-JINKS IN AMERICA'S NO. 1 BOOM TOWN! (original print ad - all caps)