You can't choose a step-parent but you sure can deflower one.
Если от вас ушел муж – не огорчайтесь! Жизнь только начинается!
The person you meet once in your lifetime that fate has brought to you! This person you call your soulmate.
Birds do it. Bees do it. Tonight see what happens when Nerds do it...
Here come the grooms...and their mothers!
He runs it down the flagpole and up the establishment