Takuya wants to be Satsuki's dog. Satsuki likes to see Takuya cry. Love hurts.
Intimate as a wire recorder in a bedroom!
Spectacles of Massive Might Beyond Any Ever Known Before!
OH, THE THINGS THEY DO IN TORTILLA FLAT! (original print ad - all caps)
As a Secret Wife...She Doesn't Do Bad!
They fought for the Ultimate Prize!
Everything starts with a dream