THE STORY OF THE MOST DESPERATE GAMBLE THE WEST HAS EVER KNOWN! (original print ad - all caps)
How far should a teacher go to protect her students?
God kicks ass in mysterious ways.
If the pizza isn't here in 20 minutes or less... his soul is ours for free!
From the roaring , raucous, rowdy pages of the best-loved legend of the West!
More Jiggles Than You'll Ever See on T.V.!
Terror that takes you beyond any fear you've ever known!
Before James Bond ... There Was Lacy Bond
Skate or die!
Right-On!
Towering Lavish SPECTACLE!
Sweden... where the facts of life are stranger than fiction!
Our maids never turn down a bed!!
You'll GASP...When you see how easily it could happen to you! (original poster)
A New York City Thong-A-Thon
Beaten, Betrayed and Bustin' Loose!