Prices are double. Your love life's in trouble. The car won't start. Your boss has no heart. The door squeaks. The roof leaks. Your stereo just went mono. All you need is a little Max Dugan.
Goin' Nowhere Fast
A cup of coffee and a side of dreams.
the few, the proud, the paroled.
What the creators of 'Police Academy' did for law enforcement is nothing compared to what they're doing to traffic school!
If you thought growing up was hard, meet Charlie Conrad...
DESPERATE DRAMA...OF A DESPERATE JOURNEY INTO THE UNKNOWN! (original print ad-all caps)
A raucous new comedy about life on the edge.
Sometimes you have to go far to see near
To control a hostage situation... Act calm Think fast and have a Big mouth!
Beware of love in radioactive packages'
Wer ein Auto klaut, hat die Polizei am Hals. Oder im Bett. Oder beides.