Justice... in this or any other world.
Gather round the fire... for the last night of your life.
No one enforces the law like he does!
Summer 1981, Welcome to Camp Hiawatha
300,000 Volts of Horror!
If you think you've seen horror... think again
Drugs. Sex. Murder. All in a day's work for the kids of 'Alphabet City'.
A Criminally Insane Murderer Escapes From The Institution -- By Becoming Invisible!
Meet the Future's Ultimate Weapon!
Fight crime. Shoot back!
SHE SPELLED TROUBLE FOR EVERY GUY THAT MADE A PLAY FOR HER! (original print ad - all caps)
Don't believe the rumors about all the dead bodies... They're the people who fainted watching!
A Raging Madness Unleashed To Kill
When your video dream date becomes your worst nightmare