HE - ducked the cops and wanted to be a «love expert» to a million wives! (original print ad)
One act can change your life forever.
Haris, Haris and the coup de grâce to their relations!
This dude means business, so watch out when your nerves start to shatter!
Ub Iwerks makes «em. MGM releases «em.
A Blood-Drenched Hellhole Of Unspeakable Horrors!
Anchors Aweigh FOR A GOB AND THE SEASON'S MOST HILARIOUS GAGS! (original ad - mostly caps)
Stars and Straights Forever!
BEWARE! A MONSTER IS LOOSE! (original ad - all caps)
THE 5 KEYS TO MASTERY delivers the new millennium guide to lifelong success in whatever you do.
IT'S A LAUGH RUSH! (original print ad - all caps)
You gotta admit; it's a pretty piece of masonry, that Alcatraz. But it never was a choice spot for a vacation.
Sacrificing His Own Ambition to Be Governor For a Woman's Love. (original poster)