WHO KILLED JENNY WREN? (original poster - all caps)
They lived on the end of a smoldering fuse!
It's Life's Illusions I Recall... I Really Don't Know Life At All.
The Legend Of QuiltFace
Some things are better left alone.
ThanXgiving never tasted so sweet...
UNCLE SAM LEADS THE WAY! (original poster-all caps)
To take back their lives -- they'll take justice into their own hands.
'While those two buzzards are quarreling, let's elope!' And so their scrapping fathers lived happily ever after.
WARNING! An experiment in mind control is out of control ... and the body count is building!
DON'T DATE THIS GIRL...SHE IS POISON! (original poster - all caps)