IT'S A ROMANTIC BATTLE-ROYAL! (original ad - all caps)
TINA - Too pretty to be good!
When you are young, you believe the possibilities are endless.
The hilarious inside story of those rip-roaring spring vacations!
The naked ape is only human.
It doesn't end here...
It's potty time
A pretty stupid time to fall in love.
A night of terror....
MGM advises STRICT parental guidance