I'm going to give you the privilege of freezing forever with my past.
DRAMA AND SPECTACLE UNPARALLELED! ENTERTAINMENT UNDREAMED OF! 12,000 PLAYERS! 200 MIGHTY SCENES! TOLD TO THE TUNE OF 87 BELOVED SONGS! (original ad - all caps)
Старые обиды живут долго
Meet The Gayest Lady Who Ever Went To Town!
The key to the future lies in unlocking the past.
She gave the air to a millionaire . . . and her heart to a guy with a million-dollar personality ! It's gay , grand , glorious fun !
Being Gal Friday at a television station lands beautiful Mary in hilarious jams seven days a week. Watch Saturdays and see. (season 1)
She's coming apart, he's coming out. Raising your parents isn't easy
The ORIGINAL man of mystery!
Romance is so Profane!
THEY'D BEEN THROUGH THE LIVING HELL OF WAR...EATING DIRT...CRAWLING ON THEIR GUT! BUT THE REAL HELL WAS TO COME......WHEN THEY FELL IN LOVE WITH MONIQUE! (original print ad - all caps)
The mystery-comedy that tastes as good as it looks.
We know what we want to know.
The only crime she couldn't solve was the murder of the English language
Someone's gonna pay...
There's murder on the menu!