He's coming home to bury the hatchet...
Think Outside The Flock
I scratch your back, you scratch mine
Normal people; doing what they do best
Its been waiting....inside you
To Mr. and Mrs. Theatre-Goer! You'll find real adult entertainment of the finest type in THE MYSTERIOUS PILOT! (Original poster)
Don't say a word.
RUSTY MAKES A KID'S WONDERFUL DREAMS COME TRUE! (original lobby card-all caps)
This little piggie wants a boyfriend