The shortest distance between two points is disaster.
Your No. 1 BoxOffice Star In Her No. 1 BoxOffice Hit!
In a World filled with tension, and in the twilight of her youth she clung to her American!
Terror in the Bayou!
The Looniest, Tuniest Musical Gag-And-Gal Show Since «A Night At The Opera»
DESPERATE DRAMA...OF A DESPERATE JOURNEY INTO THE UNKNOWN! (original print ad-all caps)
Young lovers ... restless, bold, ready to meet the brawling dangers of the raw West ... Head On !
A story as gay as Spring...exciting as love itself
Si esta tarde no le digo que quiero acostarme con ella, me tiro por la escalera.