A cocktail of vengeance and lust ...
The most thrilling swordfight ever filmed...
BLISTERING RAW DRAMA! (original print ad - all caps)
YOU'LL NEED SHOCK ABSORBERS! (original ad - all caps)
No Motion Picture Has Ever Expressed So Much!
Funnier Than Auntie Mame!
Wishing you were here
Dead is the present tense
Sex. Drugs. Stolen Money And Martinis. Family Can Really Test Your Faith