TOUGH AS A DESERT CACTUS! (original print ad - all caps)
Everyone Needs a Pest Friend.
An Enchanting World of Make-Believe!
For the young in heart! And romantic oldsters, too!
A Shattering Experience!
No man. No job. No cat.
Heroes make there own destiny.
Best. Night. Ever
For the love of Rock & Roll.
When it comes to love, everything's relative.