See it in a theater.... where you can't get hurt.
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Shambling shapes! Crawling creeps! Fleshless fiends! The liveliest Festival of the Dead is about to begin!
Boy. Do we need it now.
It's a Riot! It's the Original!...It Flickers!...It Jumps!...It's Silly
We're going to make you LAUGH
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