THE MOST MIRTHFUL MURDER MYSTERY IN YEARS! (original print ad-all caps)
If you believe, no explanation is necessary. If you don't believe, no explanation is possible
What is this thing called love
Heard any good stories lately?
Envy, lust, murder...business as usual.
A man stranded between two cultures
WHEN YOU'VE GOT ONE SHOT AT THE TOP YOU'VE GOT TO MOVE.
Why with everybody else - why with every slob ... and not with me?
The Last Chapter Was Just the Start
YOUTH AND LOVE 50 YEARS FROM NOW! (original print ad - all caps)
The rich get richer... and sometimes the poor get richer too.