SHOCK-BY-SHOCK STORY OF THE MOST NOTORIOUS BANDIT OF OUR TIMES!! (original print ad - all caps)
...thank God they're somebody else's!
He might eat maggots and live in a cage but he's still our Dad
Code Name: The Soldier. You don't assign him. You unleash him.
Are you a cloporte?
Sharp Fanged Blood Sucking DEATH Dives from MIDNIGHT SKIES!