Happy endings are for stories that haven't finished yet
David is 11 years old. He weighs 60 pounds. He is 4 feet, 6 inches tall. He has brown hair. His love is real. But he is not.
When doing right goes very, very wrong.
19th Century Chills Terrify The 21st Century
One of the Great Films of Our Time!
The strange adventure of Lemmy Caution - secret agent of the future
The rage of the stage! Now, the scream of the screen! In the laughingest, looniest picture ever!
THE JOKERS WERE NEVER WILDER! They're breaking the laff bank!
GAL GAL-ORIOUS COMEDY MUSICAL!
A REVUE THAT IS DIFFERENT! (original poster - all caps)
'They're All Out To Take Vegas...the Hard Way'
Lose reality to her