Tragedy runs through our blood
Evil lurks everywhere, even when you don't see it...
Lunacy One Mile Ahead.
He was a quiet man...
RIDE WITH THE MOUNTIES!...As They Swing Into Action With Flying Fists...Abd Blazing Guns!
Can you survive? ... when it happened...
Right Before Your Very Eyes You'll See The Evil Dwarf Turn The Handsome Prince Into a Giant Dancing Bear
'Gee, Joe, you're the swellest pal a guy ever had.' (original lobby card 2)
Hold Your Breath...
The Final Battle for the Civil War's Last Soldier!