Nothing is ever clear cut...
When rivers meander and are sometimes cut off from their course, they form an oxbow lake.
Hewn from the Heart of the Timberlands...a Tale of Rugged Men!
Economy is stranger than fiction
Right Before Your Very Eyes You'll See The Evil Dwarf Turn The Handsome Prince Into a Giant Dancing Bear
ThanXgiving never tasted so sweet...
Sistaz in Blood
A COUPLE OF CHAMPS! (original ad - all caps)
A DELIGHTFUL TALE OF SWEET INNOCENCE AND ETERNAL YOUTH (original poster - all caps)